Fat Panda Sex

According to an AP report there's a panda in a Bangkok Zoo who's too fat to have sex. His mate has no attraction to him now that he weighs nearly 100 pounds more than she. This is just another long-running obstacle in the zoo's attempt to mate the two. They've so far staged a mock wedding, intend on temporarily separating the two (Distance makes the panda cock grow harder?), and have even considered bringing in Panda Porn (nature videos of mating pandas). So Chuang Chuang is overweight and unattractive to his mate, Lin Hui. Now they need a fancy wedding and some porn to make things work. They're not pandas; they're fucking human.